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Thursday, 18 March 2010

  • 241.

    A Few of the 528 Facebook Fan Pages Im A Fan Of:
    [pillowtalk_surveys]

    Oh no , your tires all flat and junk.
    That awkward moment where you cant tell if someones a boy or a girl.
    "Will there be boys there?" "No mom, Its a nun party."
    I SHOWER NAKED :D
    Good hair days.
    Randomly singing parts of songs that fit into your conversation.
    Saving a file as "dyjjyggffj", because Im too lazy to write a proper name.

    Being a ninja.
    Oh sorry youve got a bf/gf now, I forgot I no longer exist to you.
    DEEDEE! GET OUT OF MY LABORRRATORY!
    Randoms that know your name (but you dont know theirs.)
    Creeping.
    Cheesecake.
    British accents.

    I dont hate you 'cause youre fat, you're fat because I hate you.
    The "sup" head nod.
    Lady Gaga is amazing :)

    I love my comfy sweater. How cute are these boots?
    Disregard females, acquire currency.
    Twitter.
    Randomly talking in a british accent.
    I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now its awkward.
    I hate how sarcasm doesnt transfer well over text.
    "I GOT THIS"
    I hate when my parents rush me to get ready and when I am, theyre not.
    Hitting stuff to make it work.

    Hash Slinging Slasher.
    A girl that knows what COD stands for is worth talking to ;)
    Being on a boat.
    Saying "Or not" when people do the complete opposite of what you just said.
    On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how mad are you?
    A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. But a Tiger would.
    "Thats what she said" Who is she? Why is she saying all of these dirty things?

    The noise Snooki makes when shes upset "Waaaaaaahaaahaaaaa!"
    I wonder what P Diddy feels like in the morning.
    "Mom, where are you?" "Be there in 5" (30 minutes later) "Mom where are you?"
    What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means hes afraid of Santa Clause.

    I hate when youre trying to make a speech and Kanye interrupts you.
    Megan Fox. Enough Said.
    DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT? No, it grew shorter.
    I MARRIED A WHORE .............. HOW DARE YOU! SHES A NICE LADY!
    Chill Out Freckles Mcgee.

  • 240.

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    Would you stay in the same relationship for over a year?:
    If I truely liked the person, of course.

    Is there a specific reason you're not dating the last person you texted?:
    Because I'm not a lesbian.

    Which is harder: walking away from somebody you love or coming back to somebody who has hurt you?:
    Walking away.

    Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?:
    Yeah.

    I bet you're texting someone right now, aren't you? who?:
    I bet you're wrong.

    Would you care if you saw the person you like, kissing someone else?:
    Well yeah... Wouldn't you care if you saw your boyfriend of 2 years kissing someone else?

    Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 21?:
    Alex.

    Your love walks out of your life, do you go after them?:
    Depends why he's walking out of my life I guess.

    Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?:
    No.

    Do you enjoy being single?:
    Yes and no.

    Was the first person you talked to today male or female?:
    Female.

    Will you be in a relationship next month?:
    Most likely.

    Your last ex says they never even liked you, you say?:
    That's nice?

    Do you still pinky promise?:
    No.

    What if your boyfriend/girlfriend went through your cellphone?:
    I have nothing to hide, so I don't care.

    Does anyone hate you?:
    Probably.

    Is it usually easy for someone to make you smile?:
    Usually.

    Do you honestly miss someone?:
    Yes, and I also miss how some people use to be. Fuck, if you're gunna change, change for the BETTER!

    Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?:
    Saturday.

    What bed did you sleep in last night?:
    Alex's for awhile, then mine.

    When each week comes around, do you always find yourself looking forward to Friday?:
    Definitely!

    Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a K?:
    Not that I can think of.

    Who's hoodie did you wear last?:
    My own.

    Does your password have to do with a boy/girl?:
    Nope.

    Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?:
    Shorts.

    Is there something that makes you angry?:
    Sure.

    Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it?:
    I'm sure someone out in the world has a tattoo that says Megan, but no one I know personally.

    Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?:
    Of course.

    Are you crushing on someone?:
    It's more than a crush.

    Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?:
    I guess.

    Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?:
    Yes.

    Are you happier single or in a relationship?:
    Depends.

    Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?:
    Yeah.

    Have you ever had your heart broken?:
    Idk, whatever. I don't believe in saying 'heart break'...

    Have you ever broken someone's heart?:
    Doubtful?

    If you could go back in time and change things, would you?:
    Yes and no. Yes because I was SO stupid, but then no, because I've learned so much from it all.

    Think any of your exes still care about you?:
    Probably not.

    Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?:
    I hope so.

    Do you want to get married?:
    Some day.

Friday, 12 March 2010

  • 239.

    Politics.
    1. I think abortion is wrong in all cases. It's murder!
    2. I think abortion is only okay in cases of rape or the mother's life is in danger.
    3. I think abortion is a terrible thing, but I think it needs to remain legal.

    4. I don't have a problem with abortion, it should be kept legal and people should be able to do what they want.
    5. Gay marriage is gross, I hope it doesn't become legalized.
    6. I'm indifferent about gay marriage.
    7. I think it should be legal. It's not hurting anybody.
    8. I think marijuana should be legal.
    9. I think they should lower the drinking age.
    10. I think alcohol should be banned.
    11. I'm glad Obama is our president.

    12. I wish McCain would've won.
    13. I didn't like either of the candidates, to be honest.
    14. NADER FTW!
    15. Global warming is a myth.
    16. Global warming scares the hell out of me. We need to change NOW!
    17. I think rapists should be punished with death.
    18. I'm against the death penalty.
    19. I'm for the death penalty.

    Fashion.
    1. I think facial piercings are usually gross.
    2. Tattoos on a woman is extremely trashy.
    3. I love body mods!
    4. I hate most of the current trends.
    5. I love Ugg boots and skinny jeans.

    6. I wear sweatpants tucked into Uggs.
    7. Stretched ears are gross.
    8. I love stretched ears!

    9. I like pencil skirts.
    10. I miss fashion from the 90's.
    11. I shop mostly online.
    12. I shop mostly at the mall.
    13. I shop mostly at thrift shops.
    14. People say Wal*Mart is gross, but I love shopping there for clothes.
    15. I refuse to wear anything that's not a designer label.
    16. I think Hollister's clothes are boring and overpriced.
    17. I wish people would be more unique with their style.
    18. Tripp pants are the most hideous pants on the planet.

    19. I hate Hot Topic's new rainbow image.

    20. I love scene style.

    Relationships.

    1. It makes me sick to see girls beg guys to come back to them even though they were terrible to them.
    2. I think it's fine for a 16 year old to date a 26 year old. If they're happy, then who cares?
    3. Gay/lesbian PDA makes me want to puke!
    4. I have no problem with gay/lesbian PDA. It's the same as straight PDA to me.
    5. I think any PDA besides a peck in public is kind of disgusting.

    6. I prefer one night stands and friends with benefits to actual relationships.
    7. Girls who have one night stands are so trashy, ewwww!
    8. I don't have a problem with people sleeping around. As long as your safe, do what you want.
    9. I don't think virginity is a big deal.
    10. I'd only give my virginity to someone I love.

    11. I'd only give my virginity to someone I was married to.
    12. Couples that say "I love you" after a week of dating make me question my faith in humanity.
    13. I'd have sex on the first date.
    14. I'd kiss on the first date.
    15. I hate when people play hard to get.
    16. Dating someone more than once is kind of pointless to me.
    17. I think open relationships are fine.
    18. I think polygamy should be legal as long as the other husbands/wives consent to it.
    19. Polygamy is gross!
    20. I hate the age of consent law in my state.

  • 238.

    Candy Is Dandy

    01. Do you have a debit card?
    Yeah.

    02. What colour are your towels?
    All different colors.

    03. Does your internet connection cut you off a lot?
    Not usually.

    04. Do you have an annoying laugh?
    I don't think so.

    05. What was your last dream about?
    I don't remember, it was really random though.

    06. Do you prefer apple or orange juice?
    I like both, but I'd probably pick apple.

    07. When applying mascara, which eye do you start with?
    I don't really ever pay attention, but the right one I think?

    08. Do you have an expensive phone?
    Not really, it was only $50.

    09. Does your house have a chimney?
    Yeah.

    010. When was the last time you took a long hot bubble bath?
    Been a long time.

    011. What book are you reading?
    None.

    012. Where did you go when you last left your house?
    School, then Alex's house.

    013. Rice or pasta?
    Pasta.

    014. Where is your layout from?
    Xanga.

    015. What do you think of Coke Zero?
    I don't like Coke.

    016. What was the last necklace you bought?
    I have no idea.

    017. What’s for dinner?
    I had toast.

    018. What’s more important, your make up or how your hair is styled?
    Hmm... probably make up. I feel weird if I don't have my eyeliner on.

    019. Do you get embarrassed when buying pads or tampons?
    No.

    020. What do you think of today’s horror movies?
    Some are good, others not so much.

    021. Have you ever stalked anyone?
    No.

    022. Has anyone ever stalked you?
    I don't think so.

    023. Have you ever cried over friends stabbing you in the back?
    Myea.

    024. Do your pets often get in trouble?
    No.

    025. Do you ever sleep naked?
    If I stay at Alex's house.

    026. Have you ever had a crush on someone you didn’t like?
    Uh, no. How the hell does that work?

    027. What will you call your first daughter?
    Well, me and Alex have talked about names and we like the name Kera.

    028. Do you think ‘Suri’ is a stupid name for a baby?
    Not really.

    029. Do you ever like to watch wildlife/zoo programmes?
    Nah.

    030. What is your favourite breed of dog?
    Border Collies, Beagles, Labs, Huskies, and more...

    031. Do you often use Wikipedia?
    Occasionally.

    032. If you could have one magic power, what would it be?
    Read minds.

    033. Do you think Owen Wilson [the actor] is good looking?
    He's alright, I hate his nose though.

    034. Have you ever met someone who was a Satanist?
    Probably.

    035. What brand is your digital camera?
    Kodak.

    036. What is your favourite mythical creature?
    ...

    037. How many alice bands do you own?
    None?

    038. What made you choose the username for this xanga?
    Um, Idk really.

    039. Have you ever bitched about someone and then found out they heard you?
    Ha, yeah.

    040. What movie is overrated?
    Plenty of them.

    041. Do people ever call you a ‘loser’ and mean it?
    Probably.

    042. Where has been the weirdest place you have kissed someone?
    I don't know...

    043. Have you ever been bi-curious?
    Not really. I've kissed girls though, but I'm not in to them. I like dicks.

    044. What was the last thing you named?
    Idk.

    045. Were you named after anyone?
    No.

    046. Is there a gate in front of your house?
    No.

    047. Have you ever been followed by a stranger?
    Don't think so.

    048. Do you have a local psycho?
    Ha, guess you could call her that.

    049. What is sexy to you?
    Uh...

    050. What would you eat, if you could, right this minute?
    I'm eating popcorn chicken! Nummy!

Saturday, 06 March 2010

  • 237.

    TEN THINGS AUDREY CAN TOUCH RIGHT NOW
    bold if you can touch them from where you're sitting, too.
    1. A remote control.
    2. A cell phone.
    3. A pillow.
    4. Sharpie markers.
    5. A glass of water.
    6. A stuffed animal.
    7. A box of make-up.
    8. Old notebooks from school.
    9. A book with more than a hundred pages.
    10. A pet.

    TEN THINGS AUDREY HAS DONE THIS WEEK
    bold if you have done these this week, too.
    1. Saw an old friend.
    2. Danced or sung to music.
    3. Listened to Michael Jackson's music.
    4. Spent a night in Brooklyn.
    5. Planned the Fourth of July.
    6. Ate something disgusting.
    7. Cooked her friends food.
    8. Cleaned her room.
    9. Went to a party.
    10. Took a friend's dog for a walk.

    TEN THINGS AUDREY LOVES
    bold if you love them, too.
    1. Hugs and kisses.
    2. Romantic dates.
    3. Hanging out on rooftops.

    4. Taking the train.
    5. Making fun of tourists.
    6. Eating at restaurants.
    7. Chocolate.

    8. Reality television.
    9. Cute boys.
    10. Photography.

    TEN BANDS/ARTISTS AUDREY LOVES
    bold if you listen to them, too.
    1. Passion Pit.
    2. Nirvana.
    3. The Strokes.
    4. Lady Gaga.
    5. City and Colour.
    6. Tegan and Sara.
    7. The Kooks.
    8. The Clash.
    9. Kanye West.
    10. Pink Floyd.

    TEN ITEMS THAT AUDREY FOUND IN HER PURSE
    bold if these items are in your bag/purse, too.
    1. Hand sanitizer.
    2. Lotion.
    3. A make-up bag.
    4. iPhone.
    5. Pens.
    6. A notebook.
    7. Random change.
    8. Metro Card.
    9. A reading book.
    10. A wallet.

    TEN THINGS AUDREY LIKES DOING ON HER FREE TIME
    bold if you like doing these things on your free time, too.
    1. Traveling to other cities with friends.
    2. Going out to eat with family or friends.
    3. Visiting museums around her city.
    4. Volunteering at her local animal shelter.
    5. Going to the movies.
    6. Walking around taking pictures.
    7. Meeting new people.
    8. Going to parties.
    9. Reading books.
    10. Painting.

    TEN TRAITS AUDREY FINDS ATTRACTIVE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
    bold if you find these traits attractive in your preferred sex
    1. A good sarcastic and witty sense of humor.
    2. Intelligence and knowledge.
    3. Soft hair.
    4. A gorgeous and genuine smile.
    5. Some sensitivity.
    6. Similar taste in music.
    7. Outgoingness.
    8. Fun-loving.

    9. Honesty.
    10. Good family values.